I don't know the rules of grammar. If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language.
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The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Rockabye Baby, in the treetopDont you know a treetopis no safe place to rock?And who put you up there, and your cradle too?Baby,I think someone down herehas got it in for you!
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And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying.
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Well, what was I to do? For the well-bred gentleman there was clearly only one recourse. I fucked him.
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A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open.
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Charm is often despised but I can never see why. No one has it who isn't capable of genuinely liking others, at least at the actual moment of meeting and speaking. Charm is always genuine; it may be superficial but it isn't false.
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Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.
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I got to eavesdrop at a window. As Clay said, I did have another option. I could wait in the car and let them fill me in later. So, eavesdropping it was.
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I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together.
Don't talk for five minutes, there's a good chap! I've a strange feeling come over me--almost as if I were going to think!
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Don't Stop Believing
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Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was.
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Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.
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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.
The advantage of being married a long time was that one could argue without the necessity of the other's actual, physical presence.
So what does that actually mean?''To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.''Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his full title,' Tipstaff said.'Of course,' Skulduggery said. 'To be honest, Your Highness, I haven't a bull's notion.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!
-You forgot something important!-What?-It's under my sweater!-WHAT!-Me!
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Whoopdie-friggin-doo, fooled you!
Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
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We survived for days on nothing but food and water.
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
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