Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.
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When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?
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My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.
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I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
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I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
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Maruman does not loll.
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You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.
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They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
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If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth
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Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.
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Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
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He should probably make love to her.
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Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on the slick ground reverberated in his gut. He wanted to turn around and tell her to shut the hell up. She sounded as though she was having sex. Good sex.
Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, spank me, or I punish you. Raw innocence and mayhem at once.
There was a piece of ornamental water immediately below the parapet, on the other side, into which Mr. James Harthouse had a very strong inclination to pitch Mr. Thomas Gradgrind Junior.
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The lot of the brideto be wed before beddesired until rotten. The lot of the authorto be read before bedadmired then forgotten.
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The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan. Dylan lifted himself up and looked over the back of his seat.
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.
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Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.
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You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.
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May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
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