LIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in the image?
Jarod Kintz
Arrows give life direction. And if one goes through your heart, it can even point you towards death.
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My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.
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He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.?
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Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.
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I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that.
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Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair.
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I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.?
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With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sandwich.
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The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dollar that's backed by a belief that people have faith in other people's belief in it.
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Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed, but you can choose whether it is smooth or crunchy.
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Freedom isn't free. But there are some really great coupons if you know where to look. Buy one liberty, get the next one half off.
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Due to state laws, the restaurant was nonsmoking, which as a nonsmoker pleases me, but as a Libertarian it pisses me off.?
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The Mythical Mr. Boo has several eagle feathers, or Freedom Feathers, as he likes to call them, that he staples to his chest in protest of any kind of bloodshed.
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Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles.
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